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I’m a big fan of hip hop. (But really, what middle-class, sheltered, suburban white kid isn’t?) It’s an amazing, incredibly versatile genre. To briefly give myself some cred (lol), some of my favorite artists include Atmosphere, Brother Ali, and Murs. Now that you all know I’m extremely cultured and have incredibly good taste when it comes to rap, I feel I speak with some authority on the lyrics that have most spectacularly missed the mark in terms of rhyme scheme, content, and general literacy. Here, in no particular order, the wordsmiths and their craft that should probably not get their rapper license renewed this year.
Young Dro, “Shoulder Lean”My girl got a girlfriend, Chevy blue like whirlwindN.gga it’s a drought on that boy, so I got that girl inPearl Bent’, cockin’ hammer, Arm & Hammer propagandaB.tches think I’m pimpin’ and leanin’ in salamander sandalIt must be said, first of all, that whoever managed to decipher and fully write out the lyrics to this song should clearly be in the running for the next Nobel Prize in literature. I officially nominate “Shoulder Lean” for the most unintelligible rap song I’ve ever heard. “Cockin’ hammer, Arm & Hammer propaganda”? Apparently that is some reference to baking soda used to make crack cocaine, but it could not be more out of place in an otherwise completely unrelated passage. The second line in its entirety makes absolutely zero sense, along with the assertion that his Chevy is “whirlwind blue.” I like to think of Dro, and his completely absurd lyrics, as Dadaist, making fun of my fruitless attempts to translate these words. Maybe his next album will just be entirely cat noises. Also, I google image’d “salamander sandals” and got nothing but the most unfortunate Birkenstock-light mom shoes I’ve ever seen.
Good one, Dro. Gudda Gudda (with Young Money), “Bedrock”I like the way you walkin’ if you walkin’ my wayI’m that red bull, now let’s fly awayLet’s buy a place with all kinds of spaceI’ll let you be the judge and I’m the caseI’m Gudda Gudda, I put her underI see me with her, no Stevie WonderShe don’t even wonder, cause she know she badAnd I got her, n.gga. Grocery bagsApparently the hallowed Young Money tradition of saying a sentence and then saying a word at the end of it that typifies or explains the previous sentence — Nicki Minaj being the most frequent offender, of course — has finally reached it’s low point with “I got her, n.igga. Grocery bags.” Not only does this make absolutely no sense in any context, it’s just so incredibly lazy. The way he delivers this verse just sounds like he’s waiting in line at the post office. It makes me almost sad, in a way. Yung Berg (with Ray J), “Sexy Can I”I don’t care who’s ya boy hittin, or who Ray’s melonWhen I give it to her, I know that she ain’t tellin’See I’m a go get and she a go getYou already know sheDespite being the one and only semi-popular song from ultimate hipster Ray J (slaying Kim Kardashian before it was cool), it’s really Yung Berg here who shines.
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Clearly no one ever confused the man for Mozart, but could these lyrics be more lackluster? “I’m a go get, she a go get.” Why? Also, can someone cooler please explain to me what Ray’s melon means? Google remains inconclusive. Lil Mama, “Lip Gloss”MAC, L’Oreal, yep, ’cause I’m worth itLove the way I puts it on so perfectWipe the corners of my mouth so I work itWhen I walk down the hallway, they can’t say nothin’I can’t decide which is worse about this, the fact that she references wiping the film that forms at the corner of her lips so she looks sexy, or the fact that “they can’t say nothin'” rhymes with absolutely nothing in this song. Speaking of all of this, what happened to Lil Mama?
Does anyone know? Do we no longer speak her name in public? Agricultural statistical software. Soulja Boy (with Arab), “Yahhh”(Hey, SoulJa Boy, can I get your autograph?) Yahhh, trick, Yahhh!(Yo, Arab, I really like you, man) Yahhh, trick, Yahhh!(Are there any 30 boyz that) Yah, Yah, trick, yah yahhh!(Yeah, I was wonderin, can I be on your next) yahhh, yahhh, trick!Get out my face, hoGet out my face, hoGet out my face, hoGet out my face, hoGet out my face, hoGet out my face, hoGet out my face, hoGet out my face (Yahhh!)Soulja Boy is a multi-millionaire. Lil’ Wyte, “My Smoking Song”I never frown as long as that Mary Jane is all up in my systemToo bad you miss themWhatThem six blunt that we turned to victimsIts on againI think we can safely say that Lil’ Wyte is the absolute embodiment of every white guy who wore JNCO jeans, loved ICP, and drank Hennessy in high school. He is that guy, times a million, rapping about how much weed he likes to smoke. “I never frown as long as that Mary Jane is all up in my system,” is a strange, almost endearing combination of what a 12-year-old would say about weed and the rhythm of a broken carburetor. One can only imagine the level of white boi teenager that must crank this song to the highest possible volume in his Honda Civic with bullet-hole stickers and subs he bought on Craigslist.
One can only imagine. Nicki Minaj, “Stupid Hoe”You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (x3)You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoeYou a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)(stupid, stupid)Sometimes I get into really serious, intense conversations with friends of mine who try to present the argument that Nicki Minaj is not only a good rapper, she has also taken the mini-genre that Lil’ Kim started and improved it — made it even more addictive and interesting. I listen to them, and then I think of this song, and I just get really, really sad. The fact that people could even say Nicki Minaj and Lil’ Kim in the same sentence is ridiculous, to be frank. And it’s funny, you don’t think a word as loaded as “hoe” could be heard to the point of completely losing all meaning, but I’d say that’s been accomplished here. Hats off, I suppose. Aaron Carter, “Aaron’s Party (Come Get It)”The door bell rings cuz the party’s hereI’m crankin up the stereo like it’s New YearWalkin’ ’round the house like who’s Da Man(Can’t nobody do it like Aaron can)I’ll be honest, I just wanted to include this so we could be reminded, if only for a moment, that Aaron Carter existed.
He existed, and we loved him. Oh, god, did we ever love him.
We wanted him to walk around our house like “Who’s Da Man?” We wanted him and his shiny silver puff pants to dance for our entertainment. Also, I truly appreciate that he says “Oh, dag!
I’m in trouble!” as though “damn” was too offensive, but “dang” still appealed to the wrong crowd, so they had to take it down one more notch on the Disney-approved scale of expletives. Gucci Mane, “Lemonade”Lemonade diamond bracelet, put it in ur face (BURR)Lemonhead diamond earrings I wore yesterday (BURR)Im pimpin where im winnin, thats just how I’m chillinIm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemonsThis song is so unfair, in that it blatantly uses the little kids singing the chorus/rap combination that just melts my steely little heart, yet is such a terrible song. I mean, I’ll be honest, I listen to it every now and again, but I always feel like I need a shower afterward. Gucci is just such a bad rapper in every song, it almost hurts to listen to him. You can feel your brain cells actively turning off and refusing to be party to this kind of dumbing down. Anyway, “Im pimpin where im winnin, thats just how I’m chillin.” Who actually writes these and thinks, “Not only do they make sense as lyrics, they’re also the kind of witty social commentary that will skyrocket me to ice cream facial tattoo levels of success!”?
Gucci, I guess. I would also like to know how one smokes grits or sells chickens, if possible. Waka Flocka Flame (with Wale and Roscoe), “No Hands”Well I’m tryna to hit the hotel with two girls that’s wide awakeTake this d.ck and swallow bay mascato got her freakyHey you got me in a trance, you take of yo pantsYou pop on a handstand you got me sweating please pass me a fan DAMN!It really pains me to add this song to the list, as it features certified nice guy and DC representative Wale whom I love and am convinced knows me personally because I have seen him twice at bars in the District and even once said hello (Y U NO ANSWER MY LOVETWEETS, WALE?!).
Anyway, even he is kind of lackluster in this song, if that’s any indication of how bad the whole thing is. It’s Waka, however, who takes the cake in the horrendous lyric department. He requires his female prospects to be conscious, which is undeniably a good thing, but it doesn’t seem like he has much good in store for her — she can expect to take off her pants and do a handstand for his entertainment, which seems just about the least fun thing you can do with a partner in a hotel room. But I don’t know, maybe I’m picky.Yeah, I’m probably just picky. “You are the only person who gets to decide if you are happy or not—do not put your happiness into the hands of other people.
Do not make it contingent on their acceptance of you or their feelings for you. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter if someone dislikes you or if someone doesn’t want to be with you. All that matters is that you are happy with the person you are becoming. All that matters is that you like yourself, that you are proud of what you are putting out into the world. You are in charge of your joy, of your worth.
You get to be your own validation. Please don’t ever forget that.” — Bianca SparacinoExcerpted from by Bianca Sparacino. A suburban white woman stating she’s a hip-hop fan and has great taste in hip-hop. I’m pretty sure there is an oxymoron somewhere in there. No offense, as diverse as hip-hop’s fan base has gotten in the past few decades, I’m pretty sure a lot of elements of the hip-hop culture are still targeted to the culture and experiences of the “underprivileged black male”, and I would assume that these elements would be be foreign to the “”suburban white girl” demographic.I’ve noticed that the music that a lot of black hip-hop fans love (Future, French Montana, even Rick Ross/Waka) doesn’t resonate as much with the “suburban internet hip-hop fans” ie.
(Atmosphere fans lmao). This is such a garbage article. Just because u don’t understand the references being made doesn’t mean the lyrics are bad, it just means you don’t kno the subject matter.(despite having “such good taste in rap”) also I find it odd the top ten worst rap lyrics have all occurred in the past 6 or 7 yrs. You missed so many terrible lines by Wayne, which leads me to believe you’re a mainstream Wayne fan like the rest of the sheep.
I mean he fuckin confuses Tom petty and skip petty. Last thing, nicki Minaj has no business in here as no one except maybe her considers her a rapper.
She’s pop/hip hop.
What Events Happened in 2012 United Kingdom. The Diamond Jubilee of Queen Elizabeth II celebrating the 60th anniversary of her ascension to the throne in 1952 takes place, with celebrations throughout the year in the United Kingdom and around the world.United States. A gunman opens fire at a midnight screening of 'The Dark Knight Rises' in Aurora, Colorado, killing twelve and injuring fifty-eight people on July 20th. The suspected shooter James Holmes was captured by police and his trial was scheduled for February of 2014.United States. The Mars Science Laboratory or 'Curiosity Rover' successfully lands on Mars.United Kingdom. The Summer Olympics are held in London, England from July 27th to August 12th.
The top three medal winning countries during the games were the United States, China and Great Britain. US Swimmer Michael Phelps became the most decorated Olympian of all time after bringing his medal count to twenty-two at these games.United States. Austrian Felix Baumgartner becomes the first person to break the sound barrier without mechanical assistance when he jumps over New Mexico on October 14th.United States. The film 'Marvel's The Avengers' is released and becomes one of the highest-grossing films. More Information for the Avengers Movie.The popular film “Marvel’s The Avengers” premieres in Hollywood, California during April of 2012. The film was adapted from the comic books of the same name and written and directed by Joss Whedon.
Actors Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Samuel L. Jackson, Scarlett Johansson, Robert Downey Jr., Mark Ruffalo, Jeremey Renner, and Tom Hiddleston all played leading roles. The film was a tremendous success and became the third highest-grossing film of all time, making over one billion dollars in ticket sales alone.
The Avengers was also nominated for an Academy Award for Best Achievement in Visual Effects. United States - Hurricane Sandy. Hurricane Sandy devastates the US East Coast and kills around two-hundred people on the US Coast and in the Caribbean in October.More Information and Timeline For Hurricane Sandy1. Hurricane Sandy began as a tropical storm in the Atlantic Ocean on October 22nd.2. The storm became a hurricane on October 24th as it moved into the Caribbean Sea, hitting Jamaica, Cuba the next day, then the Bahamas another day later.3. On October 29th, the hurricane curved North and hit the United States East Coast, hitting New Jersey and New York City quite heavily.4.
As a result of the storm, nearly 300 people died and over fifty billion dollars worth of damage was done.5. Hurricane Sandy qualified as the second most costly hurricane in the history of the United States and was registered as a category 3 storm at its peak. United States - Endeavour's Last Flight. The space shuttle Endeavour has its final flight in September.More Information for the Space Shuttle EndeavourThe Space Shuttle Endeavour has its final flight during September of 2012.
The spacecraft flew on top of a modified 747 aircraft, touring across California for a four and a half hour flight before landing at the Los Angeles International Airport. The Space Shuttle Endeavour had 25 total missions and traveled about 123 million miles before its retirement from the shuttle program. After it landed it was carefully transported to its new permanent home at the California Science Center where it would be put on display. United States - 2012 Presidential Election. US President Barack Obama is re-elected for his second term after running against Republican opponent Mitt Romney.More Information and Timeline For 2012 Presidential Election1.
Republican candidates begin to appear on the scene in 2011, early front runners included Michele Bachmann, Jon Huntsman, Rick Perry, Herman Cain, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum and Ron Paul.2. Throughout 2012 the Republican field of candidates narrows down to Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul and Newt Gingrich.3. Mitt Romney is officially chosen as the Republican candidate at the Republican National Convention in late August of 2012. US Representative Paul Ryan, a Republican congressman from Wisconsin was chosen as his running mate.4. The Democratic National Convention takes place from September 4th to 6th, 2012 and incumbent President Barack Obama and vice president Joe Biden are formally chosen to represent the Democratic Party in the 2012 Presidential Election.5. Other notable candidates during this election included Jill Stein of the Green Party and Gary Johnson of the Libertarian Party.6.
The first presidential debate was held on October 3rd and moderated by Jim Lehrer. Most polls indicated that Romney came out on top for this debate.7. The vice-presidential debate was held on October 11th and moderated by Martha Raddatz. Most polls indicated that Biden did better than Ryan, but the results were close.8.
The second presidential debate was held on October 16th and moderated by Candy Crowley. Most polls showed that people thought Obama did better than Romney.9. The third and final presidential debate was held on October 22nd and moderated by Bob Schieffer. Many of the polls stated that viewers believed President Obama came out on top in this final debate.10. The election took place on November 6th, 2012.
President Obama won re-election with 51.06 percent of the vote against Romney who came away with 47.20 percent. The popular vote totals came to 65,915,796 to 60,933,500, and the electoral count was 332 to 206.11.
Some important demographic breakdowns that effected the election were gender, race and age. Women were more likely to vote for Obama than men. Voters of color were overwhelmingly more likely to vote for Obama, as white voters leaned Romney. Younger people between the ages of 18 and 39 were much more likely to vote for Obama while those older than 40 were more likely to vote for Romney.United States. Twenty-year-old Adam Lanza attacked Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newton, Connecticut shooting and killing 26 people on December 14th, most of the victims were children. Lanza killed himself before he could be caught. The attack was recorded as the second deadliest mass shooting committed by a single gunman in US history and opened up further discussion on gun control and mental health.
Worldwide - Mayan Calendar. The end of the Mayan calendar, or the end of the world as some believed, is observed with little to no consequence.More Information and Timeline For Mayan CalendarMany people believed that the Mayan Calendar marked the end of the world when the calendar stopped. The date that was believed to correspond to the end of the calendar was December 21st, 2012. There was a faction of people who actually believed that this date would mark the end of the world and it was a much discussed topic in social media, news sources and there were even television specials dedicated to the topic. The world did not end however, and there were no catastrophic incidents to report.Denmark. Denmark's parliament overwhelmingly approved a law allowing same-sex marriage, the law also covered same-sex weddings in the Church of Denmark.
The country was the first in the world to recognize same-sex civil partnerships in 1989 but had not made any mention of same-sex marriage.United States. The retired US Space Shuttle Endeavour has arrived at is final destination in a museum in Los Angeles after its journey was delayed due to trees, street lights, power lines and other such objects being in the way of its path.China. China launched its latest space mission that would include the country's first woman astronaut. Liu Yang, a 33 year old military pilot, was a part of the crew aboard the Shenzou-9 capsule that would spend a week at the Tiangong space lab to test systems and conduct experiments.Russia. Russia has lifts a 26 year old ban on the importation of British beef and lamb after an agreement was made.
It had been banned previously due to concerns over the initial BSE (Mad Cow Disease) outbreak in the country.Worldwide. Earth observes the Transit of Venus, a rare astronomical event. More Information and Timeline for the Transit of VenusAn extremely rare astronomical event called the “Transit of Venus” happens for the second and last time in this century.
The event occurred when Venus passed across the front of the Sun, creating a visible shadow of the planet that could be seen on Earth. The event will not happen again until the year 2117 when it is unlikely that anyone living in 2012 would still be alive. The event took place over seven hours spanning across June 5th and 6th and it was visible across seven continents. Technology. Windows releases the Windows 8 operating system meant for tablets and touch screens. Sally Ride, the first woman in space, dies at the age of 61 on July 23rd.
The popular iOS photo filter application Instagram releases a version for the Android operating system. Facebook goes public and its initial stock offering was at thirty-eight dollars per share, the current price is $55.06 (Jan. Initial investors were worried about the social media website's ability to make money and approached with caution, this forced Facebook to think of creative ways to monetize the company. Neil Armstrong, the first man on the moon, dies at the age of eighty-two on August 5th.